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Kelly Osbourne, Chaz Ebert, Donald Trump + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 18) celebrities bloviated, gave organizational tips, forgot some things, reclaimed their names and celebrated birthdays.
Courtney Stodden Got Some New and Utterly Unnecessary Boobs [VIDEO]
Courtney Stodden has always looked somewhat, uh, enhanced. So much so that she once took lie detector tests to prove she'd never gone under the knife before. But finally, Courtney Stodden has opted for breast augmentation -- just as Nostradamus predicted she would.
Wyclef Jean Signed On to Produce Amanda Bynes’ Rap Album
Not only is Amanda Bynes' rap career looking more and more as if it's a real thing, Wyclef Jean has now allegedly signed on to produce the eventual album (which may or may not put William Hung to shame).
‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Star Jeff Garlin Smashed Some Lady’s Windows in a Parking Scuffle
Jeff Garlin's on-screen persona is known for getting into awkward situations, but it'd be hard to top the real-life scene that went down on Saturday, June 15, when the 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' actor smashed up the windows of a Mercedes after a parking dustup.
Justin Bieber Investigated for Hit and Run [VIDEO]
Justin Bieber can't seem to break away from car trouble. The pop star was investigated last night for allegedly hitting a photog and driving away -- but has now been cleared of any wrongdoing.
Joyce Carol Oates, William Shatner, Bette Midler + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 17) celebrities lamented tobacco, praised leafy vegetables, said hello, changed their minds, became paranormal and stood on the street.
Melissa Etheridge Thinks Angelina Jolie’s Double Mastectomy Was a ‘Fearful Choice’
When Angelina Jolie shocked the world and announced she had undergone a preventative double mastectomy, she was rightly hailed for bravery in the face of a difficult decision.
But singer Melissa Etheridge thinks that decision wasn't brave at all, and has no qualms saying so.
Aisha Tyler, Handed the Wrong Envelope at the Daytime Emmys, Recovers Like a Boss [VIDEO]
Things got a little awkward at the Daytime Emmys on Sunday night, when Aisha Tyler was handed the wrong envelope while presenting an award for Outstanding Informative Talk Show -- and handled it like the consummate (and hilarious) pro she is.
Amanda Bynes Had One Helluva Weekend in Atlantic City
The Amanda Bynes questionable sanity tour of 2013 continued this weekend, as she hit up a casino in Atlantic City (don't mention it to her, she'll deny it), got some shopping done, and possibly tried to attack an onlooker.
Charlie Sheen Is So Pissed at Selma Blair, He Says He Won’t Work With Her Anymore
Looks like Selma Blair won't be becoming a goddess anytime soon.
Charlie Sheen has major beef with his 'Anger Management' co-star, and it's escalated to a point where he's acting like a complete prima donna -- telling producers that if she shows up on the set, he's going to take his ball and go home.