Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
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Today in Amanda Bynes: Nose Jobs and Gay Slurs and Slapfights, Oh My
Amanda Bynes continued her long, snowballing descent into the comfortable walls of a padded cell this weekend, talking about plastic surgeries and picking all sorts of fights.
Miley Cyrus, Joyce Carol Oates, Judd Apatow + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 31) celebrities ended their month by partying, lamenting fake holidays, going to jail, discussing art and pondering entertainment options.
Snooki Waxes Poetic About Pregnancy + Motherhood in Her Upcoming Book [PHOTO]
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has gone through a real transformation. After she and fiance Jionni LaValle had their son Lorenzo, she needed baby advice but didn't feel most of it was useful. So now she's written a book, 'Baby Bumps', to rectify that for other moms-to-be.
Jenna Jameson Calls Ex-Boyfriend Tito Ortiz a Lady-Beating Addict
Since breaking up last year, reigning porn queen Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz's relationship has been anything but amicable. Now Jenna's escalating, claiming Tito beat her and routinely abused drugs.
Some Perv Pretended to be One Direction’s Harry Styles to Solicit Minors for Sex
The internet has the potential to be an amazing -- or a terrifying -- place. In the case of John Eastman, it's super creepy.
Pink, Carly Rae Jepsen, Ron Howard + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 30) celebrities had possible skin issues, talked to fans, needed help, assaulted strangers and ruminated.
Today in Amanda Bynes: Maintaining She’s Sane, Loving Rihanna + Not Loving Us
Even though many people think Amanda Bynes has gone off the rails in the past few months, she still claims she hasn't -- which makes us wonder what kind of "normal Amanda Bynes" behavior we've been missing out on all these years.
Mark Hamill Is Now Digging Through Public Ashtrays Like a Hobo Luke Skywalker
Mark Hamill, the erstwhile Luke Skywalker, has it pretty good. He's made a nice chunk of change as a voice actor in recent years, and is now gearing up to film another 'Star Wars' movie. Which is why it's strange to see him picking cigarette butts out of a public ashtray like a common transient.
Justin Bieber Once Again Accused of Being Someone’s Baby Daddy
Remember when Mariah Yeater claimed she was impregnated by Justin Bieber during a magical backstage tryst before she was proven a trashy little gold digger and faded into obscurity?
Get ready for that to happen again.
William Shatner, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Adam Scott + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 29) celebrities got ambiguous, hated on you, watched reality TV, figured out successful journalism models and made pleas to large corporations.